I conjecture from this musing on the contagious nature of weirdness that your proposal for a baby haz-mat suit is perfectly delightful, and a necessity in such homes as ours where it could reach fatal levels for those not already immune to it. The sheer size of our DVD collection would be enough to contaminate a whole elementary school.

I am also extremely amused by this haz-mat puppy image you describe, and I thus propose that both your esteemed sibling and I attempt to realize it in all it's glory, for the betterment of fan-kind. Should one of us fail, the other can continue the mission!

These puppies could be fashioned after vintage children's book illustrations, don't you agree?

There is alas not much time now for such simple joys as puppies and haz-mat suits, but I will attempt to push aside my worldly needs and achieve our goal!